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Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET

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Wooldoor: who's it gonna
be?! Who's it gonna be?!

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Wheeeeee!

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Wooldoor:
the producers decided
to surprise one of us

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With a visit from
a family member.

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I hope it's someone
from my family

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Like flagfred cheesewheel,

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Lintsue brickshade,
or prom-queen dumpsterbaby.

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[speaking japanese]

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Look, everyone!
Someone's coming!

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Clara: the second I saw
the horse and carriage,

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I just knew it had
to be someone from
my kingdom.

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But when I saw it was
the short carriage,
my heart sank.

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Why?! Why did she
have to come?!

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Oh, fuck me.

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[garbled speech]

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Um, everyone, this is
my special cousin bleh.

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Foxxy: no one knew clara

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Had a mentally-challenged
cousin, but it was cool.

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The foxxy five used to perform
for special needs kids,

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And those people got
hearts as big as they
oversized foreheads.

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<i>"I am sam is a well-written
and exceptionally well-acted
tearjerker,"</i>

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<i>Raves adam nayman
of eye weekly.</i>

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What the shoebazzle
was that?

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<i>She, um, only
quotes reviews from
the movie I am sam.</i>

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Huh?
Hmm.

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Well, this has
been fun. Bye!

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Well, i've never seen
someone that slow
go that fast.

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Oh, yeah! Give it up!

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Yeah!

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[speaking japanese]

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Oh, poor ling-ling.
He's so disappointed
his father didn't show.

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Oh!

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Oh, sweetie,
i'm so sorry your
father's not coming.

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We still love ya!
Don't we, toot?!

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Fine!

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[kiss]

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Ling-ling,
you taste so weird.

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[giggling]

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[giggling]

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Let's go, bleh.
The coast is clear.

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But after this,
no more potty breaks.

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<i>"I am sam plays like
a made-for-tv weep--"</i>

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Shh!

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I know it seemed
like I was ashamed
of my cousin,

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But nothing could be
further from the truth.

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Aah!
Foxxy:
hey, clara!

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What's up, girlfriend?

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You know,
none of us have
really had a chance

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To hang out
with bleh yet.

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Bleh? What's a bleh?

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Is that one of your
jive words like
"emancipation"?

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No, bleh your cousin.

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Uh, clara?
Why is the lamp drooling?

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I guess to remind us
to conserve electricity.

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Clara, there is
no reason to be
embarrassed by your cousin.

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Embarrassed?
I'm not embarrassed.

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Stop pretending
bleh is a lamp.

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She is not a lamp,
clara.

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She is a real person
with real feelings.

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Foxxy was probably right.

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Damn that ms. Know-it-all!

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I should have killed her
when I had the chance.

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Give me your hand!

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First, give me the ring!

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[kisses]

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Xandir:
it just didn't make sense.

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When we licked ling-ling
last time,

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We got all [bleep]ed up.

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But this time, nothing happened.

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Well, we got a little aroused,

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But not [bleep]ed up.

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Uhh! What's the deal-e-o?

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I don't feel
anything. You?

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Nothing.

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[kisses]

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Hmm. Maybe we have to
eat ling-ling.

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Why is it when
something doesn't work,

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Your first reaction
is to eat it?

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What?! What
are you doing?

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I couldn't find
the remote.

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You know,
there is one person

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Who can figure this out.

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The professor!
The professor!

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[hums]

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Ooh!

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Aha!
[whistle blows]

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Got it.
Hit the lights.

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Here you see
the african camel toad.

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It secretes
a hallucinogen

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Whenever it's scared.

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Ahh!

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Yeah, that's--oh,
I didn't know that.

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When "cool" kids feel
like catching a "buzz,"

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They scare the amphibian
and then lick its skin.

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All the cool kids,
you say?

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Now take ling-ling,
the asian trading card
battle monster.

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It creates a similar
hallucinogen

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Whenever it's
disappointed.

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Ahh!
Oh, I want to
be cool!

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So, ling-ling
was experiencing
disappointment

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Due to its
father's absence,

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Then, upon kissing
ling-ling,

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You became...[wacky
noises] technically
speaking.

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So, only when ling-ling
is disappointed, eh? Hmm.

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[screaming]
[alarm]
[siren]

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[bagpipes playing]

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[harps playing]

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[crickets chirping]

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Oh! Don't look,
but corky at 3:00.

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Foxxy: it looked like I got
through to the princess.

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Clara would see that
there ain't no reason
to be ashamed of bleh.

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We all adults.

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Dude, let's egg
the trainable.

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Mind if we
join you guys?

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No, no, no.
Of course not.

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Don't be stupid.

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[both snicker]

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[eggshells crack]

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Man, clara's cousin
is so hot!

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<i>Damn! She's like
retarded hot!</i>

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[whimpers] sam! Aah!

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Clara: i'm really glad
I brought bleh

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Down to hang out
with everyone.

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They treated her
like she was one
of the gang.

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I hadn't seen bleh
have this much fun

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<i>Since they cancelled
the pretty, shiny
object show.</i>

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You sure you don't
want to stay and
play a few rounds?

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Nah, it's getting late,
and we don't want to
intrude on guy time.

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'night!

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<i>"I am sam works magic
'cause of penn,"</i>

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<i>Raves lou lumenick
of the new york post.</i>

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I go first.
Whee!

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Holy shit!

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She is so hot!

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Oh, spanky.

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What? Oh. Ok.

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[kiss]

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Oh, that bleh, man.

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I would totally dip
my wick in that.

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Listen, dude. No matter
how hot she is,

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You would not
punch holes in a sped.

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Oh, hell,
yeah, I would.

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I mean, she's
the perfect girl.

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All the sweater meat
of a regular chick

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And half
the pillow talk.

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[kiss]

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Man, you're all talk.

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Look, I got 20 large
that says you won't
sleep with her.

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Make it 50
and you're on.

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Oh, ha ha!
Wheeeeeee!

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Hey, if you're gonna
be gay about this,
you can't play.

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Sorry.

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[kiss]

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Fine. 50 bucks says you
won't have sex with bleh.

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Easy money.

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Captain hero is
gonna show you guys

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What being a real man
is all about.

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All: triple kiss!

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[kisses]

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[snarls]

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[speaking japanese]

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¶ ling-ling
into battle go ¶

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¶ fulfill destiny
of the soul ¶

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¶ all the children sing ¶

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Kids: ¶ kill,
kill, kill, kill,
die, die, die ¶

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¶ kill, kill,
kill, kill... ¶

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Wait, ling-ling.
It's just us.

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We're not really
a 3-headed, acid-spitting
needle monster.

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[speaking japanese]

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Oh.

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Oh, no, ling-ling.

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Instead of
cheering you up,

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We accidentally
disappointed you.

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Oh, poor baby.

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Triple kiss!

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Oh! Hee hee!
[kisses]

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[sighing and giggling]

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[knocks]

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Clara:
I found it a bit odd

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That captain hero
wanted to take bleh
out on a date,

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And it was
my responsibility

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To make sure his
intentions were pure.

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So, captain hero, is it?

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Oh. Heh heh! Yeah?

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Coming to take
my little bleh out

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For a night
on the town, eh?

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You know, I don't
know what'd I do

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If anything happened
to my little bleh.

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Yes, ma'am.
I mean, no, ma'am.

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Son, do you know
what it's like

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To kill a man with
your bare hands?

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I do.

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I...

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Oh!

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Here's bleh now!

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¶ there she is... ¶

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Wow! You look...
Stunning.

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<i>"I am sam's dakota
fanning is worth the
price of admission."</i>

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[blow dart]

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Ow! What the hell?!

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A little
added protection.

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You'll get the antidote
when I get my bleh back.

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[all giggling]

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Hey, ling-ling,
you excited for
christmas?

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Too bad there's
no such thing
as santa claus!

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I bet you're
disappointed.

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Oh.

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[laughs]

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Hey, look what
I found in your ear!

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Is it a quarter?

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Oh, no!
It's a tumor!

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Oh.

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[slurps]

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[giggles]

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Hey, ling-ling,
you excited for
christmas?

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Oh, no!
It's a tumor!

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Oh.

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[slurps]

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¶ girly, girly,
girly, girly... ¶

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[bleh shouts happily
and incoherently]

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Captain hero:
yes, I was confident

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That by the end of the
night, i'd have another
notch on my utility belt

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And 50 bucks in my pocket.

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Then I realized
something. Bleh...

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She was really special,

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But not like in
a retarded way,

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In a traditionally
special way.

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¶ did you ever know
that you're my hero? ¶

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Oh!

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Ok!

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¶ you're everything
I wish I could be ¶

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¶ I could fly higher
than an eagle ¶

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[both giggle]

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Sam.

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I don't like
these things.
They scare me!

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¶ beneath my wings ¶

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Eeeeeeh! Aah! Sam!
¶ oh, oh, fly ¶

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¶ so high
against the sky ¶

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¶ so high I almost... ¶

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Bleh, you are the wind
beneath my wings.

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"contrived, manipulative,

243
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<i>And shamelessly
sentimental," raves peter
travers from rolling stone.</i>

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Hey, ling-ling,
I got a penny.
No, I don't.

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[licks dry fur]

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[rattles]

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[bam bam]

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[licks dry fur]

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Whoa, guys. Guys!

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Ling-ling is
totally kicked!

251
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,841
What?!

252
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,209
[pants]

253
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,978
[licks dry fur]

254
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,747
Don't hold out
on me, man.

255
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,449
I need my fix.
Come on! Please,
man, come on!

256
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,618
What do you want?
I'll do anything!

257
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,253
I'll suck your dick!

258
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,556
Ooh! Ooh, sam!

259
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,991
Hee hee!
Shh!

260
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,861
Are you crazy?
They'll hear us!

261
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,764
Captain hero:
bleh and I got home way
past midnight.

262
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,701
I was like, we are gonna
get in so much trouble!

263
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:19,672
So, this was
really fantastic.

264
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,842
Um, I,
uh...Good night.

265
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:24,777
[kiss]

266
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,513
¶ girly, girly,
girly, girly... ¶

267
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,415
Ahh!

268
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,951
Hey, super stud.
Did you sleep
with her?

269
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,453
Dude, back off!

270
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,922
I did not, as you
so crudely put it...

271
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,857
"nail her
in the stink tube."

272
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,592
It's not like that.

273
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,961
So you kids are
taking it slow?

274
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:43,996
See what I did
there? I--

275
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,998
You just don't get it,
spanky.

276
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,299
Nobody gets it!

277
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,467
[wails]

278
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,069
[door slams]

279
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,470
Captain hero:
I was lying in bed,

280
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,273
Replaying the date over
and over in my head,

281
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,842
When there was a knock
at the door.
[knocks]

282
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:57,776
Who's there?

283
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,080
Bleh! What are you--

284
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,983
Listen, bleh,
i'm not that kind of guy.

285
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:05,984
[pulls pants down]

286
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,153
Oh, my!

287
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:12,057
Oh, no, no, no...

288
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,293
Leave the helmet on.

289
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,697
Ahh.

290
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,433
Clara: that morning,
I woke up feeling great.

291
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,269
Everyone had accepted
me and my cousin,

292
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,971
And that was swell.

293
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,875
Oh, what a glorious day,
isn't it, bleh?

294
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,877
Bleh?

295
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,612
Bleh?!

296
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:37,683
Captain hero!
Clara, it's not
what you think!

297
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,684
[gibberish]

298
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,552
Get up! Get up
right now!

299
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,856
<i>"I am sam reduces penn to
a mugging embarrassment,"</i>

300
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,091
<i>Raves mike clark
of usa today.</i>

301
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,860
I don't care.
Let's go!

302
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,561
Yeeeh...

303
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,297
Go back to your
cage right now!

304
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,434
Spanky: well,
look who's doing
the limp of shame!

305
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,169
You bastard!

306
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,338
Captain hero:
clara totally overreacted.

307
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,639
I mean, bleh was an adult,

308
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,374
And completely capable
of making her own decisions.

309
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,809
Or not.

310
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,945
Still, I needed to
sit clara down and
explain what happened.

311
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,948
Clara, I never expected
this to happen.

312
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:14,720
It's just that I have
real feelings for her.

313
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,389
Well...

314
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,025
¶ there she is ¶

315
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,295
¶ she's a girl ¶

316
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,497
If that is the truth--

317
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,932
It is.

318
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,967
Then i'm truly happy
for the two of you.

319
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,170
You're a good man,
captain hero.

320
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,005
I knew I could
trust you.

321
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,107
Here's the antidote.

322
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,342
[gulp]

323
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,977
Well, nice work,
captain hero.

324
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,980
Here's the $50
I bet you to have
sex with bleh.

325
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:42,981
[gasps]

326
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,049
Yeeeeeh!

327
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,184
Oh, um, I mean, uh...

328
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,655
Here is the $50
captain hero won off me

329
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,291
Because I bet him
he would not have sex

330
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,926
With your
special cousin bleh.

331
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,128
But he did, in fact,
have sex with her.

332
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,564
Oh, yes, he did.
For $50.

333
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,133
Oh, man. Saved it.

334
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:07,539
Captain hero, I forbid you
to see my cousin ever again!

335
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,774
Uhh!

336
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,676
I would have been
more pissed at spanky,

337
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,679
But you know,
I just won $50!

338
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,382
[cash register bell]
ah! Who's your daddy?

339
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,485
Ooh, I like the big one
and that one over there

340
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,986
And...Ooh!

341
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:25,057
Yeah. Hell, yeah!
[girls talking and laughing]

342
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,925
Ehhhh.

343
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,394
Ehhhh.

344
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,362
Ehhhh.

345
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,164
Oh, look at
poor ling-ling.

346
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,932
We've licked
the life out of it.

347
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,234
What should we do?

348
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,235
Poke it harder.

349
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,236
Uhh!

350
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,237
[gasps]

351
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,571
Look at me!

352
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,608
I've become the very
thing I hate most.

353
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,576
A guy who pokes things
with sticks?

354
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:49,181
Oh, we've abused ling-ling
to the point where the
little guy is just numb.

355
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,649
And for what?

356
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,551
To catch a buzz?!

357
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,654
I guess being cool
just isn't worth it.

358
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,024
["what you already know"
jingle plays]

359
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,293
Come on. We've got to
make this right!

360
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,396
Sorry, wooldoor.
You stay here

361
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,899
Until all that ling-ling
is out of your system.

362
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,135
It's gonna be
the hardest thing
you've ever done.

363
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,136
Toodles!

364
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,405
[slam]

365
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,474
Aah! I can't take it!

366
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,477
[wacky noises]

367
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,416
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wooldoor: I can't take it!

368
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,285
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

369
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,154
Captain hero:
oh, sure, the money
helped dull the pain,

370
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,692
But later, you know, when
the stores are all closed,

371
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,294
Who do I have
to share it with?

372
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:41,433
Bleh? No. Not anymore.
Not anymore.

373
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,635
It just wasn't
worth it, spanky!

374
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,705
Bleh, she--
she was special.

375
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,807
What are you--
what are you saying?

376
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,678
Oh, spanky,
I love her.

377
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,018
Then go to her.

378
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,719
Xandir:
we knew what we had done
to ling-ling was wrong.

379
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,488
Hopefully, this was gonna

380
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,622
Make it up to that lovable,

381
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,258
Fortune cookie cat thing.

382
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:11,096
Ling-ling, there's
a special warrior
here to see you.

383
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:15,567
[japanese song playing]

384
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,503
[speaking japanese]

385
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,674
[speaking japanese]

386
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,654
Toot:
sure, we have our issues,

387
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,224
But really, this is
a house drawn together

388
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,659
With love.

389
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,595
[speaking japanese]

390
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,753
Yah!
Uhh!

391
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,189
[slurping]

392
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,991
All right, clara,
where is she?!

393
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,828
Hah! You're too late,
captain jerko!

394
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,630
She left for the front door
well over 2 minutes ago!

395
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,066
You'll never catch her!
Never!

396
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,202
Oh. Oh, well.

397
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,903
I guess it wasn't
meant to be.

398
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,939
Easy come, easy go.

399
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,807
Well, i'll be
seeing you, clara.

400
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,143
Wait! Damn you!
I've got to try!

401
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,578
Yahh!

402
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,448
Captain hero: bleh!
Wait! I'm coming!

403
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,950
Dude, where are you--uhh!

404
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,518
Watch it, pig!

405
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,086
Go get her, man.

406
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,087
Uhh!

407
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,355
Watch it,
hot black girl!

408
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,157
Go get her, man.

409
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:49,895
[muzak playing]

410
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:56,168
[blissful sighs and moans]

411
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770
Oh, come on!

412
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:05,444
Bleh! Bleh!
Bleh! Bleh!

413
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,812
Oh.

414
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,747
Bleh! Bleh, wait!

415
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,350
Listen, I don't know
what clara told you,

416
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,453
But I love you.

417
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,555
Yehhhhhhhh.

418
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,192
[splat]

419
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,127
"one of the year's
10 best!"

420
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,631
"delivers in ways
you never expected!"

421
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,134
Yes, well, maybe
it wouldn't work out.

422
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,637
I mean, we come
from different worlds.

423
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,772
I come from
planet zebulon

424
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,909
And you come from
a mom who drank when
she was pregnant.

425
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,446
Well, farewell,
my sweet.

426
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,947
Mwah!

427
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,983
Mnnnh deh
nnnh.

428
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,186
Yeah! She kissed him!

429
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,488
She kissed him!

430
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,657
Ha ha! Ha ha!

431
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,994
Bleh, you nailed
the dry-mouth
from reality tv show!

432
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,264
Well, I guess I owe you
that 50 bucks now.

433
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,801
Oh! 50 bucks! Yeah!

434
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,438
[cash register bell]
ooh, yeah,
who's your daddy?

435
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,908
I like the big one
and I like the one
over there. Ooh!

436
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,245
Yeah. Hell, yeah!
[girls talking and laughing]

437
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,880
Bleh: sam, bye-bye!

438
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,048
Bye-bye, sam!

439
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,150
[choked up] bye.

440
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,854
Good-bye.

441
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,823
You ok, man?

442
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,560
I...Don't know
if i'll ever be ok.

443
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062
Yeah, i'm sorry.

444
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,031
Hey, you want to go
grab a beer,

445
00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:34,533
Spin it, and kiss
whoever it points to?

446
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:39,271
No. Not now, spanky.
Not now.

447
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,543
How about now?

448
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,811
Yeah. Ok.

449
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:51,550
¶ girly, girly,
girly, girly girl ¶

450
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,052
¶ girl ¶

451
00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:55,954
¶ girly, girly girl-- ¶