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1Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors
2Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be
3found in the LICENSE file.
4
5
6This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make
7any modification below this line.
8
9======================================================================
10
11Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit:
12
13CHÄPTER 1:
14It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at
15occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which
16swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along
17the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that
18struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged.
19
20It was a Domo-Kun.
21
22"What took you so long?", inquired his wife.
23
24Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the
25waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle,
26no matter how burnt," he snickered.
27
28The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors.
29
30CHAPTER 2:
31The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny.
32The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles
33with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate,
34like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as
35his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of
36images coming from the past flowed through his mind.
37
38"You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly
39overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about
40when the fan was last cleaned.
41
42There was a poignant pause.
43
44CHAPTER 3:
45Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he
46began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done
47that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard.
48Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable
49horror that had occurred just the week before.
50
51Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway?  It's like
52adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful.
53
54CHAPTER 4:
55The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He
56wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with
57a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face.  Green? Probably.
58
59CHAPTER 5:
60Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest,
61well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that
62life goes on.
63
64$CHAPTER6
65
66TRUISMS (1978-1983)
67JENNY HOLZER
68A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY
69A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS
70A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER
71A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF
72A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
73A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN
74NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN
75AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS
76IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF
77BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL
78AM NOT
79ARE TOO
80IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY
81AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS
82AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT
83I'm really tempted to change something above the line.
84Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!!
85PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.
86WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY
87
88I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves...
89What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake.
90
91Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop.
92WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
93
94I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want.
95
96This sentence is false.
97
98Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder.
99
100I'm the best at space.
101
102The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
103*
104*
105*
106Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for
107the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is
108madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down
109into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in
110the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge
111is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is
112still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar.
113*
114*
115*
116
117I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes
118*
119This is a line to test and try uploading a cl.
120*
121Yay, another first commit! What a beautiful day!
122
123And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on
124the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And
125lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower
126and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had
127been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great
128sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build
129any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the
130bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many
131seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines,
132and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon
133their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas.
134
135As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again...
136However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid.
137
138Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. As
139Domo-Kun looked around, it realized that some of the mirrors were actually but
140pale reflections of true reality.
141
142A herd of wild gits appears!  Time for CQ :D
143And one more for sizes.py...
144
145What's an overmarketed dietary supplement expressing sadness, relief,
146tiredness, or a similar feeling.?  Ah-Sigh-ee.
147
148It was love at first sight.  The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
149
150Cool whitespace change for git-cl land
151
152Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts.
153
154If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
155
156sigh
157sigher
158pick up cls
159
160In the BUILD we trust.
161^_^
162
163In the masters we don't.
164In the tryservers, we don't either.
165In the CQ sometimes.
166Auto-generated by git-eject-upstream (http://goo.gl/cIHsYR)
167My sandwiches are like my children: I love them all.
168No, really, I couldn't eat another bit.
169When I hunger I think of you, and a pastrami sandwich.
170Do make a terrible mistake every once in a while.
171I just made two.
172Mistakes are the best sometimes.
173\o/
174This is groovy.
175
176SECRET ENDING: IT WAS _____ ALL ALONG!
177testing trailing line.
178
179So many books, so little time.
180
181Hi there, it's my first commit.
182!false isn't funny because it's true.
183
184Lalala
185
186Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
187Vestibulum rhoncus neque sodales nibh lobortis, non fringilla odio aliquet.
188Praesent ultrices quam eu pretium ultrices.
189Quisque et consequat ex. Curabitur sed nunc neque.
190foo
191
192And if you go chasing rabbits
193And you know you're going to fall
194Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
195
196Isn't it supposed to be a whitespace file?
197Let's add some "                   ".
198
199I'll join to add my first commit here. P. S. It has stopped being a story long long ago.
200
201PANCAKE RECIPE:
202STEP 1: Put 100g plain flour, 2 large eggs, 300ml milk, 1 tbsp sunflower or vegetable oil
203and a pinch of salt into a bowl or large jug, then whisk to a smooth batter.
204STEP 2: Set aside for 30 mins to rest if you have time, or start cooking straight away.
205STEP 3: Set a medium frying pan or crêpe pan over a medium heat and carefully wipe it with some
206oiled kitchen paper.
207STEP 4: When hot, cook your pancakes for 1 min on each side until golden, keeping them warm
208in a low oven as you go.
209STEP 5: Serve with lemon wedges and caster sugar, or your favourite filling.
210Once cold, you can layer the pancakes between baking parchment,
211then wrap in cling film and freeze for up to 2 months.
212