1Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors 2Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be 3found in the LICENSE file. 4 5 6This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make 7any modification below this line. 8 9====================================================================== 10 11Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit: 12 13CHÄPTER 1: 14It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at 15occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which 16swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along 17the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that 18struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. 19 20It was a Domo-Kun. 21 22"What took you so long?", inquired his wife. 23 24Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the 25waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, 26no matter how burnt," he snickered. 27 28The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors. 29 30CHAPTER 2: 31The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. 32The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles 33with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, 34like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as 35his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of 36images coming from the past flowed through his mind. 37 38"You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly 39overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about 40when the fan was last cleaned. 41 42There was a poignant pause. 43 44CHAPTER 3: 45Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he 46began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done 47that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. 48Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable 49horror that had occurred just the week before. 50 51Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like 52adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. 53 54CHAPTER 4: 55The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He 56wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with 57a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Green? Probably. 58 59CHAPTER 5: 60Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, 61well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that 62life goes on. 63 64$CHAPTER6 65 66TRUISMS (1978-1983) 67JENNY HOLZER 68A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY 69A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS 70A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER 71A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF 72A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD 73A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN 74NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN 75AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS 76IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF 77BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL 78AM NOT 79ARE TOO 80IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY 81AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS 82AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT 83I'm really tempted to change something above the line. 84Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!! 85PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. 86WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY 87 88I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves... 89What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake. 90 91Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop. 92WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB 93 94I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want. 95 96This sentence is false. 97 98Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder. 99 100I'm the best at space. 101 102The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. 103* 104* 105* 106Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for 107the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is 108madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down 109into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in 110the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge 111is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is 112still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar. 113* 114* 115* 116 117I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes 118* 119This is a line to test and try uploading a cl. 120* 121Yay, another first commit! What a beautiful day! 122 123And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on 124the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And 125lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower 126and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had 127been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great 128sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build 129any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the 130bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many 131seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines, 132and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon 133their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas. 134 135As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again... 136However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid. 137 138Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. As 139Domo-Kun looked around, it realized that some of the mirrors were actually but 140pale reflections of true reality. 141 142A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D 143And one more for sizes.py... 144 145What's an overmarketed dietary supplement expressing sadness, relief, 146tiredness, or a similar feeling.? Ah-Sigh-ee. 147 148It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. 149 150Cool whitespace change for git-cl land 151 152Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts. 153 154If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. 155 156sigh 157sigher 158pick up cls 159 160In the BUILD we trust. 161^_^ 162 163In the masters we don't. 164In the tryservers, we don't either. 165In the CQ sometimes. 166Auto-generated by git-eject-upstream (http://goo.gl/cIHsYR) 167My sandwiches are like my children: I love them all. 168No, really, I couldn't eat another bit. 169When I hunger I think of you, and a pastrami sandwich. 170Do make a terrible mistake every once in a while. 171I just made two. 172Mistakes are the best sometimes. 173\o/ 174This is groovy. 175 176SECRET ENDING: IT WAS _____ ALL ALONG! 177testing trailing line. 178 179So many books, so little time. 180 181Hi there, it's my first commit. 182!false isn't funny because it's true. 183 184Lalala 185 186Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. 187Vestibulum rhoncus neque sodales nibh lobortis, non fringilla odio aliquet. 188Praesent ultrices quam eu pretium ultrices. 189Quisque et consequat ex. Curabitur sed nunc neque. 190foo 191 192And if you go chasing rabbits 193And you know you're going to fall 194Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar 195 196Isn't it supposed to be a whitespace file? 197Let's add some " ". 198 199I'll join to add my first commit here. P. S. It has stopped being a story long long ago. 200 201PANCAKE RECIPE: 202STEP 1: Put 100g plain flour, 2 large eggs, 300ml milk, 1 tbsp sunflower or vegetable oil 203and a pinch of salt into a bowl or large jug, then whisk to a smooth batter. 204STEP 2: Set aside for 30 mins to rest if you have time, or start cooking straight away. 205STEP 3: Set a medium frying pan or crêpe pan over a medium heat and carefully wipe it with some 206oiled kitchen paper. 207STEP 4: When hot, cook your pancakes for 1 min on each side until golden, keeping them warm 208in a low oven as you go. 209STEP 5: Serve with lemon wedges and caster sugar, or your favourite filling. 210Once cold, you can layer the pancakes between baking parchment, 211then wrap in cling film and freeze for up to 2 months. 212