1Copyright 2014 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved. 2Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be 3found in the LICENSE file. 4 5 6This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make 7any modification below this line. 8 9====================================================================== 10 11Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit: 12 13CHÄPTER 1: 14It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at 15occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which 16swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along 17the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that 18struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. 19 20It was a Domo-Kun. 21 22"What took you so long?", inquired his wife. 23 24Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the 25waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, 26no matter how burnt," he snickered. 27 28The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors. 29 30CHAPTER 2: 31The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. 32The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles 33with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, 34like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as 35his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of 36images coming from the past flowed through his mind. 37 38"You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly 39overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about 40when the fan was last cleaned. 41 42There was a poignant pause. 43 44CHAPTER 3: 45Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he 46began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done 47that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. 48Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable 49horror that had occurred just the week before. 50 51Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like 52adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. 53 54CHAPTER 4: 55The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He 56wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with 57a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple? Probably. 58 59CHAPTER 5: 60Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, 61well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that 62life goes on. 63 64TRUISMS (1978-1983) 65JENNY HOLZER 66A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY 67A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS 68A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER 69A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF 70A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD 71A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN 72NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN 73AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS 74IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF 75BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL 76AM NOT 77ARE TOO 78IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY 79AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS 80AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT 81I'm really tempted to change something above the line. 82Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!! 83PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. 84WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY 85 86I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves... 87What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake. 88 89Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop. 90WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB 91 92I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want. 93 94This sentence is false. 95 96Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder. 97 98I'm the best at space. 99 100The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. 101* 102* 103* 104Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for 105the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is 106madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down 107into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in 108the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge 109is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is 110still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar. 111* 112* 113* 114 115I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes 116* 117This is a line to test and try uploading a cl. 118 119And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on 120the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And 121lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower 122and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had 123been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great 124sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build 125any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the 126bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many 127seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines, 128and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon 129their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas. 130 131As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again... 132However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid. 133 134Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. 135 136A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D 137And one more for sizes.py... 138 139What's an overmarketed dietary supplement expressing sadness, relief, 140tiredness, or a similar feeling.? Ah-Sigh-ee. 141 142It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. 143 144Cool whitespace change for git-cl land 145 146Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts. 147 148If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. 149 150sigh 151sigher 152pick up cls 153 154In the BUILD we trust. 155^_^ 156 157In the masters we don't. 158In the tryservers, we don't either. 159In the CQ sometimes. 160Auto-generated by git-eject-upstream (http://goo.gl/cIHsYR) 161My sandwiches are like my children: I love them all. 162No, really, I couldn't eat another bit. 163When I hunger I think of you, and a pastrami sandwich. 164Don't make a terrible mistake! 165 166We probably should actually make a chrome chromebook. 167